Just wanted all of you to know I"m back. I just moved into my new house 2 weeks ago and finally got my INTERNET BACK!
Anyhow, did I miss anything special in the past 2 weeks?
I know you missed me Moogs. ADMIT IT!
It's weird, Moogs has been sending me messages on Live constantly asking to be "more like Galt" and has also mentioned, "You're not being inconsiderate towards enough minorities today. Please start hatin'!"
Now it all makes more sense. I didn't realize he was looking for a replacement in his time of need.
Turns out you can get AIDs by farting on someone's pillow. You gotta be bare-assed though.
You sure your not mixing that up with pink eye?
Btw, I heard the Aids can be cured by having lots of money. Go ask Magic Johnson if you don't believe me.
You sure your not mixing that up with pink eye?
Btw, I heard the Aids can be cured by having lots of money. Go ask Magic Johnson if you don't believe me.
Wait, you're right. It IS pink eye.
AIDS is pink eye!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! Oh jesus... I have the AIDS... DAMN YOU PINK EYE!
You sure it's pink eye and not worcester sauce for embalming? I hear that causes zombie pink eye.